| L.O.O.P.E.D. Bio |
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| Name: |
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| Big Guido |
| Faire Name: |
| Big Guido |
| Age: |
| N/A |
| First year of Faire: |
| 2000 |
| First Faire Attended: |
| SLO 2000 |
| Birthplace: |
| N/A |
| Web Page: |
| www.massdistraction.com |
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| What interested you in faire: |
| Eeek eeek eek (The Fun, The Friends,
and the Breasts) |
| Your favorite faire Is/Was: |
| Eeek (Southern 2001) |
| Your favorite memory of faire is: |
| Eek eek eeeeek eek eek. EEEEEk eek
eek eeeeek eek eek eek eek, eek eek eek. (I can't narrow it down really,
I would have to say all the smiles I get from kids and the spankings
I get from the ladies) |
| Worst faire memory is: |
| Eeeeeeeeek (The guy with his hand
up my butt) |
| Any favorite faire tales you'd like
to share: |
| Eeek eek eeek ek. (I only share my
TAILS with the ladies) |